Mindfulness for the rest of us. This is a guided meditation that contains 2, 5, 10, and 15 minutes versions of the popular online video, combining peaceful meditation with a pinch of salty language. Praise for the original video: "Offers guided meditation that speaks to us in the language we speak to ourselves—that of a sailor who loves Richard Pryor movies." -- Fast Company "This NSFW guided meditation will actually help you hate the world less." -- BuzzFeed "Actually incredibly calming." -- Huffington Post "I feel suddenly, strangely calm." -- Gizmodo